Wednesday, April 20, 2011

My Paranoia Continues!

I'm more confused than my father-in-law at a TV on the Radio concert about the latest development with this blog.

As you recall from my last post, my AdSense privileges were revoked because I allegedly abused the system. You can read all about that here.

Which leads me to today's discovery. If you go into "Stats" on the tabs bar or whatever you call it, you can see which posts people are reading. The stats show absolutely NO activity on the post where I talked about my experience with Google, Blogger and AdSense. Now I know from talking to people in real life, they've read the article. So whycome Blogger won't acknowledge that people are viewing this specific post?



BTW, these numbers are an absolute toilet dump. I need to boost the ratings. If this blog was a TV show, it would be Outsourced. Well at least someone is interested in all those Boardlords videos I shot.

So back to topic, what is going on here? The post appears to be nonexistent. I'm starting to fear I will be too if I keep poking fun at the Google empire. (even if it is in a comical, lighthearted manner!)

So if they come and take me in the middle of the night, I'm putting Bunny in charge. Tell the world my story.



On a totally unrelated note, I see that Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Marion Cotillard have joined the cast of the 'The Dark Knight Rises', directed by Christopher Nolan.

Holy cronyism, Batman!

What, let me guess, is the Caped Crusader going to go into a dream world….within a dream world???? Zzzzzzzzz…….

I guess while I'm waiting I can tide myself over by going to see Thor. Or this one:


Excuse me, what in Heaven's name is going on with this new X-Men movie they're hyping up? All I know is that January Jones (that miserable, but very hot housewife from Mad Men) will be in it, and she looks like a 70's porn star. For that, I might watch.

I'm reading about fake movie posters, fake trailers….Now that every 13 year old kid with a computer is up to online nonsense, I don't know what is real or what to believe anymore.


2 comments:

Katty Kat said...

It does seem suspect. Like they are keeping your blog hits a secret, hacking in to change the number, because then you could justify why you deserve $$ for the adsense stuff. So they clearly are up to something here and it ain't good. As for outsourced, I like it a lot and I hope it doesn't get the can. It is really good! They keep moving it later and later, soon it will be on at midnight. That said, I don't think you are paranoid but on to something big! Gumshoe it out and do some sniffing around, perhaps ask other bloggers if they were shot down too while trying to commit fraud.

Scott Forbes said...

Now hold on! Sounds like you're trying to lump me into a group of shysters! My post(s) is not an admission of guilt! I did nothing wrong.

As for the first part of your comment, yes I love that show Outsourced too. And I feel bad, they keep moving the time slot up like you mentioned.