Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Shooting the Boardlords: Day Two


Dateline: Monday, February 4th, 2008. We return to the Crystal Theatre for the second night of filming the new music video. And based on what I've seen of the footage, we're taking this thing to a whole new level.

Last week we primarily shot the "band performance" footage. This time it was all about the storyline that surrounds the song. And oh boy, wait to you see what we have in store for you. We actually constructed a room on stage using the Crystal Theatre's props. (And speaking of props, much thanks to the theatre for letting us film yet ANOTHER night) As far as set design goes, I think the Little Rascals could have done a better job....but in this case, it's all about the music and the story.


I've got a TON of behind-the-scenes production stills, but unfortunately I can't show any here. I don't want to give the plot of the video away. (This one above is just a tease) But trust me, it's going to be worth the wait.

We didn't wrap till well after midnight. Plus it took forever to strike the set and clean up. I think I got two hours of sleep Monday night. We still have a few pickup shots to grab, but it's nice to know the majority of the filming is now behind us.

I've laid out a preliminary edit, and it's not bad so far. As always, keep checking back for more updates.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

New eBay Wonderfulness



I love eBay! Even if they've jacked up the rates a ton. (and they're in cahoots with PayPal.) Between those two blood-sucking corporations, it's a wonder I see a dime on any of the junk I sell! Like this vintage Led Zeppelin t-shirt. What will it go for? Anything? Here's my latest auction items. Let's discuss. On the block are several hardcore cassettes from the 90's. Good stuff, but I gotta say, the days of the cassette player are long gone in this household. Demo tapes seem to have a certain collectible appeal on eBay, so we'll see what happens.

Remember back in the day when I used to have all those wacky auctions? I made some good money off odd items. (Like the $78 Rolling Rock football jersey) Well, the winter doldrums are upon us, and I feel wacky again. Stay tuned for more auctions and results.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

It Begins: The Boardlords Video Shoot




Timeline: Monday night, January 28th. I'm sitting in the parking lot of Norwalk's Crystal Theatre with my three assistants waiting for the band to show up. We're freezing our asses off.

Wait, what's going on? Oh yeah, let me back up: We've officially begun production of the new Boardlord's music video to coincide with the release of their new CD.

Well, the band eventually showed up and we got things started. Getting to film on an actual stage was fantastic. (The Crystal Theatre is one of those old-timey theatres used for plays and such and such) Plenty of room to set up lights and grip. Normally when I shoot, we don't have a lot of room for cameras, lights, c-stands. This was a pleasant change.

As expected, time was not on our side. Before I knew it, it was after midnight. But we got a lot of great footage on our first night of shooting. The Boardlords are a unique bunch with some original ideas, and I think it comes though in the footage.

I can't divulge too much about the video until it is released, but check back for more updates. Thanks to Kris, Rob, Paul and our faithful dolly grip, Doug Freehold for all their help. You guys have some good Karma headed your way. (Uhh...in other words, this is a non-paying gig)

I've begun a rough edit of the footage, and I'm very happy so far. The Canon XH-A1 is nothing short of phenomenal. I shot last night's footage in 24F. I'm still trying to work out an ideal workflow in Final Cut Studio 2. Stay tuned for more behind-the-scenes posts, and keep your eyes open for the Boardlord's video debut!

Photos by PDA

Monday, January 21, 2008

Band of Skaters?

Not your average skate crew congregating at the Exit 41 Commuter Lot of the Merritt Parkway.

A good session on 1/20/08. As seen here: Frosch, Viking John, Ben & Gene freezing on a Sunday afternoon. Next stop...Academy! Not present, PDA*.
These guys were killing it. Lots of grinds and airs. I got my work cut out for me. That last picture had to of been Photoshopped cuz I don't remember hitting coping. That ramp is smooth, real nice.

*(Photos by PDA)




Wednesday, January 16, 2008

"South Norwalk's Finest"

What happens when you shoot a video and your client goes MIA? You finish the project anyways! What we have here is the first cut of a video for local rappers Stizzy Frizz and Pete Hickey. (Well, it's a portion we shot three songs total) We filmed this last year (I can't even remember what month) but I just resurrected the footage this weekend and began a re-edit.

The rough edit was done in Final Cut Pro. I bumped up the film look with Magic Bullet. Then I exported the footage to After Effects. I'm trying to give the film that old distressed look. I added in some flash frames & motion grapics and this is what I've got so far.

So Pete & Stizzy, if you're out there....here's your video!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Phony Phone Calls


Well after yesterday's semi-serious post, I figured it was time for some comedy. (And believe me, that's about as serious as I get)

Back around 1990 or 91 those Jerky Boys tapes were all the rage. So my friend Greg and I tried our hand at making some phony phone calls. During summer vacation, we would scour the Danbury News Times for want ads. We would harass people trying to sell their worthless junk with stupid questions and comments. This was of course before the days of caller ID, which put an end to our nonsense pretty quick.

We produced a tape with about 45 minutes worth of calls that summer. The problem was, some crackheads broke into my college apartment and stole the boom box containing that tape. If there is any justice in the world, I hope those thieves met their demise in a Poughkeepsie drive-by shooting.

Anyways, of all the calls we made, I only have a tape with two examples. (But I'm looking for more) Now I must admit, these are certainly not the funniest calls we made. Greg made way better calls back in the day. Who am I kidding? His call is har-larious! So anyways, here they are in all their YouTube glory. I've added some "visuals" to make them more interesting. Enjoy!
(Click on the two links below)

Greg's Call
Scott's Call

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

5 Shots and an Art Card

First off, Happy 2008. I guess nothing much has happened in the past few days, cuz I'm just getting around to posting now. How about this writer's strike, huh? No new programming = nothing to talk about. But that's a topic for another post.

So yeah, what's "Five Shots and an Art Card", you ask? It's slang used in certain circles* for formulaic local advertising. Five shots of a business (Building exterior and interior product shots) plus a graphic** at the end with the business' logo, address and phone #. You can't forget to liberally apply these buzz phrases throughout the script:

1. Friendly staff
2. Conveniently located
3. For over 50 years....
4. Great selection
5. From (this) to (that)
6. For all your (blank) needs

Do you want me to go on? I've got plenty more drivel where that came from. It's the stuff I refer to as "The Deadly Don'ts" of advertising. But sadly, many businesses eat it up. In fact, stepping "outside the box" (yes, I hate that term too) is verboten. "We want to show the outside of our building." Of course you do. Who wouldn't want to see the lovely strip mall your business resides in? Not that there's anything wrong with strip malls***. But that shot isn't going to help the consumer remember your business. As a producer who is often called upon to write scripts, it's easy to fall into this pattern of laziness. "The client wants a simple commercial. Hmmm, I guess that's what I'll deliver." My thoughts on that are a few paragraphs below.

I guess a lot of my inspiration comes from 70's advertising. You know, gorillas throwing around suitcases and penny pinchers driving VW bugs to funerals. Which kinda makes me screwed in 2008, cuz it's all about CGI, flash and style over substance. I feel that narrative and comedic ads have more of an impact on the viewer than a traditional straightforward ad. Even if it's the hackiest effort put forth. If it's got entertainment value or laughs, people will remember it.

Several years ago, I was part of a "moment of brilliance", if I may describe it as such. The production company I worked for set out a mandate: No more "Five Shot and an Art Card"-type spots. We were going to try and really push the envelope of creativity. For a while, we were cranking out some really good work. And on an extremely low budget I might add. Adding a narrative element made commercials memorable. Unfortunately, this mandate did not last forever for reasons I will not go into here. But viewers did take notice.

The solution to the current, potentially dismal situation is not easy. And of course, it's not cheap. (But the payoff could be worth it.) First off, memorable spots require a good agency. I'm a production guy and an editor. I can't write good scripts, nor do I pretend to know how to do so.**** That's where the agency comes in. Step two: you need talented actors (or people who can come as close to actors as allowable) Step 3: This IS where I come in: Good production and post production. Combine these elements and now you're talking.

So that's the end of today's ramblings. One of these days I should gather up my notes and write a "Local Advertising" handbook. Then, I'll take all the sweet moolah and move to the Caribbean. So long, suckers!

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* Certain circles: People I work with.
** Art card: An archaic advertising term in which a logo or artwork was placed on an easel and shot with a video camera. Later replaced with the flatbed scanner. Later replaced with, "Can you email me the JPEG?"
*** There may be something wrong with strip malls
**** Well, maybe I can write some good scripts, but they'd get flagged down by the FCC.